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Call centres are places where people who like to take abuse at the hands of complete random strangers prefer to spend their time. They are staffed by masochists, dwarves and halflings from West Virginia, Spain, India and Philippines whose only qualification has to be that they speak and understand very little English. This is a necessary skill to help them annoy, frustrate and anger the hell out of rich dedicated consumers.

Most people who work in Call Centres are massively medicated or become alcoholics. This usually happens after the intense experience encountered when using the wonderful contact and documentation program called CS3. However, the West Virginian sect are usually drunks even before they get to work and, of course, have the fewest teeth.

The GOB.net organization was started by some former Call Centre employees.

Many call centres have attempted to use VoIP technology for their telephony solution, always without success and always resulting personal injury.

Detailed Definitions

* Call centres are actually staffed by secret members of a clan called Matrixx. It is a well-kept secret that very few are aware of. This is why it eventually had to deal with the out-sourcing concept. Call centre employees all possess physic powers and can read your mind before you say what is on it.
* Call centre employees have access to information that not even Bill Gates is privy to. Call centres actually started in Taiwan when a lack of good metaphysically minded hypnotists from the western world forced the CIA to bring in people from the Taiwanese underground.
* Hence, call centres became popular after those who signed up were successfully trained in installing and deploying cracked copies of windows OS on Linux machines.
* Call centre employees are the highest level of intelligent human beings around, without actually being humans. Why else would morons call a call centre.
* Call Centers primarily consist of people with the name like John, Brad, John, Lisa, John, Jenny, Carl and John. It remains a challenge to most callers to understand what is said by people like John and thus may loose their temper.

* Call Centre employees deserve way more respect than they deserve. They run the shadow government which controls the major countries governments. The worlds leaders are employees of the year from call centres located in those countries. Call centres are training grounds for the FBI and CIA, and will pwn all OMGWTFBBQPWNAGE!!!!!